SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS
"he set out to prove a point about how easy women have it"
i almost got arrested when i was 7 because i was putting that fake snow stuff in plastic sandwich baggies and giving them to all my friends and more and more kids would come to me asking for snow and one of the kid’s parents found it and they thought it was cocaine so they called the police on us and they literally thought that a 7 year old girl had created an underground drug distributing system
Here I come…
There I go… [x]
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.
Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL
I’m gonna cry.
i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
I WAS MESSING AROUND WITH TREES BY 21P AND EXPOSED THE BACKGROUND VOCALS AND IM P SURE THIS IS WHAT HEAVEN SOUNDS LIKE